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Hungry for fun? Have a hot cross pun! Hot cross puns! Hot cross puns! One a punny, two a punny, Hot cross puns! If you has no daughters, Tell them to your sons. One a punny, two a punny, Hot cross puns! Photo by Karolina Grabowska

🐻 🐱 🐎 A bear, a cat, and a horse are conversing on an online comment board. Although bear and cat knows each others well, they never knews who the horse was. Because on the internet, nobody knows you is a dog. 🐕 Photo by Meruyert Gonullu

All right, folks. For today’s Sunday Punday, tree-t yourself to some evergreen puns. ... You can always rest assured of a koala-ty time in Aus-tree-lia. … What did the tree do when the bank closed? It started its own branch. …

Them cats. They just loves boxes. 😺 … What is favourite sports of cats? Boxing. … What is favourite day of cats? Boxing day. …

If popular novels had sequels : A Tale of Three Cities. Greater Expectations. David Silverfield. A Photoshopped Picture of Dorian Gray. Sherlock Holmes and The Sign of Five The Five Musketeers (hey, there were actually four main ones in the original) The Man’s Son in the Iron Mask. Da Vinci’s Other Code. A Journey To The Centre of The Moon. 30,000 Leagues Under The Sea. Around the World in 70 Days (Actually, it only took 7 hours. The rest of the 69 days and 17 hours was spent in getting to and waiting at the airports.) Goldilocks and the Four Bears. (The final sequel. Goldilocks gets eaten by the fourth bear who doesn’t go out for a walk). (Yeah, I know that wasn’t a novel. So what?) The Not So Little Women. To Kill Another Mockingbird. The Count of Monte Carlo. A Connecticut Yankee in Prince Valiant’s Court. Returned With The Wind. Photo by freestocks on Unsplash

Bored, eh? Not fear. Is here Yoda puns. If Yoda wrote novels : With The Wind Gone. The Musketeers Three. In The Iron Mask The Man. Of Dorian Gray A Picture. A Mockingbird To Kill. Heights Wuthering. Under The Sea 20,000 Leagues To The Centre of The Earth A Journey Of Monte Cristo The Count Of Two Cities A Tale. Expectations Great. In King Arthur’s Court A Connecticut Yankee. Gatsby The Great. Robinson Swiss Family. Of The Wild The Call. Of The Worlds The War. Of Amontillado A Cask (okay, not a novel, but still) In The Rye The Catcher. Women Little. Little Stuart. Twist Oliver. Some prominent Yoda personalities quotes : James Yoda : Yoda the name’s. Yoda James. Yoda O Tsoukalos : Aliens because. Winnie the Yoda : Bother Oh. Maxwell Yoda : Believe would you… Admiral Ack Yoda : A trap it is. Yoda Flintstone : Dabba doo yabba. Yoda Trek : Jim he’s dead. Robin Yoda : Batman, Holy whatever! Yoda Brown : Grief good! Yoda Doo : Roh-Ruh! Latino Yoda :...

Here are some ameowzing cat books for you to read : A ConnectiCat Yankee in King Arthur’s Court , by Mark Maine. The Adventures of Huckleberry Felix . 20,000 Treats Under The Table , by Jules Purrne. A Journey To The Center Of The Kitchen . Around The House at 2 AM . The Three Mewkittyers , by Alexandre Devon. The Count of Monte Catso . The Cat in The Iron Box . Ben Purr , by Mew Wallace A Tale of Two Kitties , by Charles Kittens. The Great Catsby , by Scottish Foldgerald. To Eat A Mockingbird , by Hacker Lee. Anna Catenina , by Leo Catstoy. Catula , by By Law Stroker. Romeow and Jerryette , by William Cashmere. The Invisible Cat , by H.G. Bells. Don Quickscoot , by Meowguel de Cervantes Sleeping Heights , by Emewly Bronze. Hairy Cooner , by J.K. Howling. Robinson Catso , by Daniel Demow. Mew Teeny on the Bounty , by William Brit. Photo by Vita Lian on Unsplash

🐻 A bear walks into a bar on a rainy day.

🐻 🐘 🐆 A bear, a cheetah, and an elephant walk into a bar and order beer.

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🐻 🐘 🦁 A bear, an elephant, and a lion walk into a bar

🐻 🐱 🐶 A bear, a cat, and a dog walk into a bar.

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🐻 🐘 🐶 A bear, an elephant, and a dog walk into a bar.

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🐻 🐱 🐶 A bear, a cat, and a dog walk into a bar.