Quantummy Mewchanics - Heisenpurrrg Preenceepal

Heisenpurrg Preenceepal 🐈: It say that you cannot knoweengs the exact pawsition and accurate mewmentum of cat simultaneously.

For example if ya knows exact pawsition of cat when it was pounces upon youse leg and bited it, but ya not gonna knows how fast it was gettings to yours leg from outta nowhere, that is, it mewmentum. If ya knows how fast cat is runnings, ya never knows where exactly it pawsition gonna be because before ya knows it, cat has disappears and hided somewhere.

Another example be when cat pounces upon the foods on the table and gets aways with it. If ya finds out how fast cat jumpings on the table, by the time you noted it speed, you is never knows where it run away with the foods it stealed. If ya knows exact pawsition of it bitings and stealings the food on table then ya never knows exactly how fast it was gots up there or how fast it was disappeared with the foods. You can only says it was goings very fast near the speed of lights.

And of course mewthematical calculashuns include plottings cat's brain waves functions and gettings thems pawbability density and all them steenky mewthematical details that me no want to gettings into.

That's all folks for today's lecture on quantummy mewchanics. For the previous episode sees the Cat in the Box Expurriment 😺

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