Cat - Box Puns
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What is favourite sports of cats?
Boxing.
What is favourite day of cats?
Boxing day.
What is favourite clothing of cats?
Boxers.
What is the mineral ore from which Al sorta boxes is made of?
Boxite.
Ancient astrocat theorists suggest that cats is ancient aliens who arrives on this planet in box shaped UFOs.
…Okay, okay, I’ll stops now. You may removes your boxing gloves.
…Okay, here's a bonus Catmas pun :
It’s always Meowy Kissmas under mistletoes. Ho ho ho.
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Heehee!! Gosh. For a bear, you know what cats are made of! Yes, I know: meat.
ReplyDeleteNot that anyone or -thing is known to like the taste of catmeat, though!!
Hi Gent! I am toma&co. from GoComics. Do you know what bears and kittens have in common? They box after humans!.
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